ONE NATION UNDER AN OFFICIALLY-SANCTIONED GROOVE

Loves balls. Hates sticks

As expected the Obama White House is the HIPPEST and JIVINGEST White House ever. Not only do they have a White House Youtube channel (not impressive in itself - the Queen has one), they have a piece of funky White House theme music! Listen out for it at the end of this video.

It's like a sitcom continuity link. I want to hear a nine-minute version set to an HD promo where Barack strides around the White House. He high-fives interns, gives Joe Biden a double-hand finger point and mouths the lyrics to Snoop's What's My Muthafucking Name? at Rahm Emanual while he's trying to make a phonecall to the Chinese Premier.

The song needs a name. I'd say it sounds like a Sweet Voodoo or a Black Spice. Maybe something even more anodyne like Top to Bottom. Any suggestions?